To all Members of Parliament, past and present (since 1963)
Republic of Kenya.

Dear Sir/Madam.
RE: Massive Incentive to quit politics.

Please give this proposal serious consideration.

The people of Kenya are tired of your presence in the political landscape. You have all failed us so miserably. We wish you would all just go away. But we realize this won’t happen because you are all a bunch of greedy people who have no moral standing. The only language you understand is the language of money. So here is the deal.

We, the people of the Republic of Kenya propose to buy you out of Kenyan politics. We shall pay each one of you  one (1) Million dollars. We shall also let you keep your loot.  In return, you must promise that you shall stay out of Kenya politics for the rest of your lives. Your immediate family must also stay out of Kenya politics for the next 40 years.

If you have any feelings at all left in you, you must realize that we can’t take it any more from your lot. Please just take the money and go away. We want to begin afresh, as if this is the year 1962, and the last 44 years was just a bad dream that never happened.

Thank you.

Odundo jaKarateng’.