forwarded by Moses Ogollah Malalah
From: geoffrey okelo
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 09:12:32 -0700 (PDT)

Political joke

THIS MADE MY DAY. I HOPE IT MAKES YOURS TOO.

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Raila, Kibaki, Ngilu and Martha Karua are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and rRaila are sitting there looking perplexed. kibaki is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Ngilu is thinking: "These men are all crazy after martha karua". kibaki must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Martha karua is thinking: "Kibaki must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Ngilu instead and got slapped."

Kibaki is thinking: "Damn it, Raila must have tried to kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Raila is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Kibaki again."

By Geoffrey Okelo