Sound Song Advice: 'Don't ... '

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verse:

Don't start an interstellar war,
It serves no userul purpose.
When people ask you what's it for?
You will only make excuses.

Besides, if 10 billion folk get hurt
you will go to bed without desert!

So don't start an interstellar war.

reframe:

And mind your manners
as circumstances do inspire
and never set the cat on fire.

  - - Frank Hayes - -
(U.S.A.; song composed during early 1980's)