Breaking News: Kibaki wooing Kalonzo with Presidency and Uhuru as VP

From: Gordon Teti

Breaking News: My sources inform me that Kibaki's cabal are considering handing the PNU Presidential candidancy to Kalonzo Musyoka and Uhuru Kenyatta as his running mate under the PNU party. Kibaki will take a back seat and pull strings from the backstage. The same sources state that numbers from NSIS from across the country are too unfavourable for Kibaki and PNU as it is now. They are seriously considering the Kalonzo/Uhuru strategy and are almost sure that they will certainly have pulled the rug on Raila and ODM. According to my source, Kalonzo is still to respond to the PNU gesture and I dont know if this formula will negate the current ODM Tsunami and keep the presidency within the proximity of Mt. Kenya and off the hand of the people from the lake.

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