fw:Subject: Museveni!!!???

From: Sal Aguko
Wed, 2 Jan 2008 20:06:12 -0800 (PST)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEACE LOVING KENYAN PEOPOLE, WE ARE GETTING VERY CREDIBLE REPORTS THAT UGANDAN PRESEDENT YOWERI KAGUTA MUSEVENI HAS SENT HIS TOP MILITARY BRASS TO KENYA. THEY ARE CHARGED WITH THE DUTY OF ADVISING KIBAKI ON HOW TO CONDUCT A SUCCESSFULLY CIVIL WAR. RIGHT NOW AS I WRITE THIS MESSAGE, WE HAVE CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF 'STRANGE' AND UNFAMILIAR COUNTENANCES IN THE LAKESIDE CITY OF KISUMU. WE ARE MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THESE MUSEVENI MEN ARE IN KISUMU TO CONDUCT INDISCRIMINATE SHOOTING IN THE LUO POPULATED CITY. SOME OF THEM ARE NOW DRESSED IN KENYAN POLICE UNIFORM!

FOLKS THIS IS A TERRIBLE SITUATION! KENYANS OUT THERE WITH ANY IDEAS THAT CAN HELP PLEASE SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. WE MUST ACT TO AVERT A CATASTROPHE. LET ALL KENYANS STAY INTOUCH WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILIES AND RELATIVES BOTH HERE IN THE US, AT HOME AND IN OTHER FOREIGHN COUNTRIES.

WE ASK YOU TO SHOW YOUR PARTRIOTISM BY TURNING UP IN LARGE NUMBERS DURING THE DEMONSTRATION AT THE KENAYAN EMBASSY IN WASHINGTON DC WEDNESDAY FROM 10:00AM